Tuesday, October 19, 2010

free coffee

me: I need to know when I'm getting free coffee, and when im not.

 coffee guy: Did you want free coffee today?

me: Well, no not necessarily,  I mean, yeah, of course i do. I'm always willing to pay though, it's just that sometimes I get free coffee and sometimes I don't, and its awkward to just stand here wondering if its my lucky day or not.

coffee guy: Well, how about I give you the secret head nod.

me: That works.
(waits for secret head nod......hands over $1.75)

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